Movie Review: Gone Girl

Oh…My…Gosh! Is it ok for me to call this movie explosive? How about excellent? Would unique, thrilling and edge of your seat do? I mean, that makes me sound like one of the critic quotes that you see during the trailers but it’s absolutely true! I can’t even express the pure genius of this movie. Did I hear right that it’s an adaption from a book? I’m going to research that because obviously I would be the perfect candidate to do a comparison review of the two.

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First, I can unapologetically admit to being a Ben Afflect fan, who wouldn’t? He’s gorgeous, a great actor and those eyes! Not only that, he played his character so well that I even believed he had something to do with the death of his wife the first time I watched it! HOLY MOSES! No spoilers I swear!  Once you start to realize what’s going on the pure intelligence of the writers, the producers and even the actors that sell it will blow you away!

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I made my guy watch it with me the second time because he hadn’t seen if before. He had to love it too! (and if he didn’t I forced him to) It was definitely a star studded cast with Ben, Rosamund Pike, Neil Patrick Harris, Kim Dickens, Missi Pyle, Sela Ward and Tyler Perry. It is definitely on the top of my movie list and I definitely would recommend this to anyone!

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Jade

Movie Review: Meet My Valentine

I am completely in love with this movie. I just…can’t! I cried, I laughed and I was even upset. I just had to share my thoughts! As I stated on my Twitter, if you liked The Notebook you would like this story. It shows the up and downs of a relationship. It shows the struggles of being with someone you love but potentially no longer liking them. Despite cancer rearing its ugly head, the family is able to laugh, enjoy, and find love again.

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Whether you’re having a girls night, need a romantic movie to fill your soul or just want to FEEL something, this is the great movie for that. It actually took a long time for me to finally watch this movie. I kept seeing it on Netflix but I would just skip over it. Finally, I buckled down and watched it and it was a pleasant. Have the tissues prepared!

Jade

Movie Review: Star Wars; The Force Awakens- No Spoilers

Star Wars Fans Unite!!! Oh, wait…is that power rangers? Idk…

So I recently went on a date with my guy to see the new Star Wars Movie and it was deliciously magnificent. I have always been a really big fan of sci-fi movies and things of that nature, especially when there is some kind of romance involved. I’ve always been interested in the series books in the sci-fi section in the library, I just never really could get out from under the romance novels. Star Wars and Star Trek (old and new versions of shows/movies) have always sort of been my thing. I think going to see this movie renewed my love. Another movie hadn’t been out in so long that I almost forgot who Han Solo was (HOW!?!?!?) but I didn’t. I loved the newest installment. It renewed my faith in sci-fi cinema. I really loved the hair styles (obviously), the fashion, the graphics, the worlds, the story plot. To know that the story will be continuing is like…heaven!

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I am actually glad that they chose new actors for the movie. Of course Harrison Ford was there and I love him! I just was taken away by the cinematography of the movie. Please, if you plan to keep doing things this way bring on the next movies!! You will have a fan in me! I would definitely recommend going to see this movie. I would recommend seeing it even if you weren’t a fan the first time around! It’s just that good. 🙂

Jade

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Movie Review: The Judge

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I actually got exactly what I was looking for in this movie. The powerful emotion, the pull and tug of inner toil and the chemistry between characters. There wasn’t much romance (which you know is my thing) but the small bit there satisfied me. The strong riff between father and child, both on the same side of the law, both with strangely impossible, different views of the justice system sold the story. I commend the director, David Dobkin, and the four writers that worked on this story.

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I know that the reason they have these pulling-the-heart-strings movies and the reason they work so well is because there ARE people out there like you and me. Those of us who have struggled so hard to fit into a category planned by our parents or those of us who were trying to get out of it. These types of movies seem like some kind of telepathic retelling of our own childhoods turned twenty-something turned adulthood lives. We gravitate towards these types of movies thinking that in the end everything will come together just how we want our own lives to.

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It’s true, none of those directors, writers, dreamers or sappy editors could say anything different. Outside of sex, completely relatable story lines for the average American human will work every single time. We stand in line, we wait and we watch. Then we cry or smile a little, wipe our faces and leave. In the end, when everything is going to hell we have a vision of how everything will work out or fix itself in some kind of rightful but also injustice type of way. Sounds contradictory but it is just how our minds work. Whether or not we are actually correct doesn’t matter. What matters is that the movie was great, I know feel emotional about my life and my relationship with that one parent or person and I am going to subtly tell all of my friends who seem to be struggling to see The Judge.

There you have it. I’m not sure what I can say as to what i actually mean for this movie. If I had a rating scale for my reviews it wouldn’t be on it. I’d say watch the movie, give me your thoughts. I’d love to hear if it touched you the way it touched me.

Jade

P.S. Casting did one of the best jobs ever pairing Robert Downey Jr. and Robert Duvall. They worked well together. I didn’t expect RD Jr to be any less like his Tony Stark character and now believe it’s firmly become apart of his actual personality (or is it the other way around?). Due to my many years of Law and Order I always knew it’d be exciting to see Vincent D’Onofrio, Detective Goren, again!

Movie Review: O With This Ring

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Ok, so I was actually surprised by this movie. I know I say that a lot about books and movies but it’s true. You guys probably think “Darn…this woman really doesn’t know what she’s getting out of anything. That’s not true…I just haven’t really had much faith in cinematography and in literature as of late. I think about it all the time and yet the more movies i watch the more I’m surprised about which actor played what part. This movie was like that.

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If you mixed a cheesy romantic comedy, a slightly theatrical drama and the scoring of a B-rated film you would get this movie. Now, one of the surprising parts is that it messed well! I laughed at funny parts, I said ‘what?’ to some other parts and I hung my head in a sad form of shame at others. My kind of B-rate. The other thing that surprised me is that the movie was made in 2015. All these actors and actresses are currently extremely famous. I feel like a group of really great actors and talented women came together to donate to charity by making a movie paid for by the bills of poor single mothers.

That sounds harsh and very negatively descriptive but don’t get too upset yet. It worked out. By the end, I was satisfied with the way it went and wouldn’t mind watching the movie again if I was looking for something that I didn’t have to pay too much attention to. I do like how unpredictable the movie was. Usually with B-types you can pick out what’s going to happen, to who it’s going to happen or generally have an idea of how the persons life could get worse. I was actually happy with the odd turn of events by mid movie. So…thank you Nzingha Stewart for that little delectable piece of movie.

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Did I mention that the women in this movie are just…fabulously beautiful!

Jade

P.S. I know that I always use words that would most likely go better with food descriptions but no…I’m not crazy. I’m just constantly hungry and everything sounds delicious

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Next movie: The Judge

Movie Review: The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

So, I just saw this movie (night before last) and I liked it a lot.

I must admit that initially I didn’t know what to expect. I’d seen the previews of it and i thought ‘Hmm…that seems pretty interesting’ but nothing to serious. Of course, apart of me wanted to see the movie because the beautiful Henry Cavill is in it. In the end, I saw different previews of it and thought it all together seemed like a decent movie.

The part that actually sold me on the movie was when i was sitting in the theater to watch another movie and I cam early enough to catch First Look. There were doing a short little behind the scenes moment when the director, Guy Ritchie, was talking about the idea for the movie. He’d said he loved the old classical spy movies; that old school type. He talked about the James Bond movies and their kind of handsome, smooth way of showing the life of a spy (obviously these are my words but you get the point!). I definitely am a James Bond fan and if anything could get me to watch something it would be in comparison that him.  MV5BMTc2NjQ4ODYyNF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwODA3OTU5NTE@._V1_SX214_AL_

So, now on to the actual movie! The cast of this movie was so well put together! The chemistry between Henry Cavill, Armie Hammer and Alicia Vikander was just genius. The dichotomy between Cavill’s version of spy and Hammer’s fight against his own anger was just beautiful. I believed these characters, believed what they were trying to do and I believe Ritchie achieved what he wanted in a “new” classic spy movie. I also thought Hugh Grant was pretty good in the movie. I liked his character a lot. There were so many parts in the movie that made you laugh, regardless if you were supposed to or not; it was amazing.

I also loved the cinematography of the movie. The cut scenes, the way it was set up was so old school. The entire movie I just kept thinking that James Bond was going to come running from one side of the screen and shoot someone. The costumes, the cars, the boats, everything fit in with the era and settled well with the actors. There were so many potential story turns and twists that I just wanted to laugh and clap with glee. Call me crazy but this is probably one of my favorite movies this year (that’s saying alot! I’ve seen so many).

Anyway! I encourage anyone who is looking for a little shooting, a little romance, a little fighting and great humor to go see this movie. I would definitely go see this movie multiple times over and can’t wait until it comes out on DVD! Cudos to Guy Ritchie and the cast, this one hits my list every time.

Jade

Movie Review: Jupiter Ascending

So…can I just stop for a second a do a movie review?

I actually saw a bunch of reviews for this movie when it first came out and was surprised how bad they were. It seemed that people, in general, thought it was horrible. I also know, previous to watching the movie, that people think Channing Tatum isn’t that great of an actor. I’ve heard that if he isn’t using that gorgeous body of his, he is useless. I also know that i may very well be a fan of the abs, dancing and hot voice but i like him. Unfortunately, I believe that he wasn’t very good in this movie. There were too many holes in the acting. Often times the action threw me off, especially with the horribly placed slow motion parts. I also was just too unfocused on the story.

So, there were a few parts that I absolutely loved about the movie! I loved the fact that when they have to go get her entitlement filed it was just like on earth. The workers there were likened to those at the DMV and other government places. You stand in line all day, no matter what time you came, you get tossed back and forth to different departments before you find the right one and then you have to do it all over again. I thought it was hilarious and enjoyed that scene very well. I also think it was beautiful while we were in a different world experiencing different things we were seeing the comparisons between the planets and earth.Jupiter Ascending

I thought that the love story between Jupiter and Caine was a bit forced. I do like that they fell in love, obviously as I’m obsessed with romance novels, but it didn’t mesh well for me. It seemed one moment he was saving her and the next she was coming on to him. As most movies with action and romance they always have the parts where their kissing and the audience is like “COME ON GUYS!! WE DON’T HAVE TIME FOR YOU TO HUG AND MAKE OUT!!!!” this one definitely had its share.

It also seemed weird that the harvesting of humans was a big deal but wasn’t necessarily dealt with. Yes, if she stopped them from taking earth everyone would be happy but as Caine said, there were so many different planets out there.

Overall, I guess I believe they could have done so much more with the story than they did. I also believe they could have gotten rid of a few of the parts as their reasoning for being there seemed to fall through the cracks. I could see a sequel to this movie being great if they do a terrific rewrite and maybe give us more information.

Jade!!!